Epic Tales of Hyperbole


Robin Hood
May 15, 2008, 3:20 pm
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Ladies and Gentlemen… I have liberated Jessi Welch from the slavery known as the PC.
It wasn’t an easy battle, there was a great fight, but I have given to poor soul a whole new life known as mac.

I tried to let her help herself but she was so tied to the bondage windows had on her she could not see that I was holding out a hand of freedom that she so very desperately needed. So I stole her PC and moved all of her files to the macbook. There was much anger, maybe some tears, but I am proud to say that she is saved. Even this day, a mere two days later she has already been lifted high in the clouds amazed at how different her world has become.

Freedom

Will I ever get thanked, no. Are my methods a bit sketchy, yes. Are my motives pure of heart, absolutely. I think there was a legend of a man such as I… I think his name was Robin Hood.

Oh and by the way, you’re welcome.


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Way to go Robin Hood. Keep up the good work.

Comment by Big D'Art

nice computer. victory is yours

Comment by lnanderson

chalk one up for the home team. I’ll be your Little John… or Friar Tuck… either one.

Comment by ryansworth

your genius continues to grow, could you do this for me? I will sing praises to you, no really sing them……hey it’s joyful unto the Lord!

Comment by Chris P.




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