Epic Tales of Hyperbole

I have discovered a whole new way to annoy Judy… And its all thanks to technology.

I have an iPod Touch that now allows me to add applications to it. Applications such as Apples Remote for iTunes. This combined with my 6 year old laptop (well actually we just celebrated its 7th birthday) opens all sorts of possible ways to annoy.

My Favorite: waiting in the car for my lovely wife, open up Remote, select Jack Johnson’s “Sitting, Waiting, Wishing” and repeatedly click it to 26 seconds where we hear the line “Must I always be waiting, waiting on you?” (And she couldn’t understand why I was so excited about getting this application.)

The first time this made her laugh so hard that she had to run to the bathroom before peeing her pants. Each consecutive time

resulted in getting a sterner version of the “look” that most men are all too familiar with.